Would you rather?

Did you play this game as a kid?  Offer up two horrible options and ask a person to choose?

For instance, would you rather be allergic to dairy and work in an ice cream store or be a recovered alcoholic and work in a bar?  Or better for our lives, would you rather have primary infertility or secondary infertility?  Does it matter?  Both options totally blow.   Its like asking would you rather die by decapitation or by hanging? Either way you're still dead.

Well, I'm one former alcolic* who is facing the noose at the end of the next cycle. We have one more week before this cycle is done but I've already got the whole gallow humor going. 

*not really - just follow the bouncing metaphor